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Cooter's December Newsletter
Happy Hanukah everyone.
Oh, what a grand time I had when I was in Tijuana (which is in the country of Mexico). Saw Paco Salsa, the voice of the original Frito Bandito in the those popular ads from the late 60's and 70's. We sang a duet of his infamous Frito's ads.
Ayiee, yie-yie-yieeee,I am dee Frito Bandito. I love Frito's Corn Chips, I love dem I do. I love Frito's Corn Chips, I take dem from you.
Ha, Ha, Yeah lots of dem latin folks seemed to be bothered by the tune, (they probably are friends with the same idiots who protested my Frara Jacko tune for the offending French lyrics), but the song fit my vocal range so perfectly, I just couldn't resist singing it over and over all weekend. But even worse than stealing Corn Chips, is stealing music! So quit your whining folks and let's catch some counterfeiters.
World Famous Choreographer Bob Foul, who I have known for such a long time and was such a pleasure to work with was there as well. Plus he worked with me on my "No Really, This Is The Best Album" as key choreographer. We worked together in Mexico City at the Tequila, Music and Dance Festival which was "sold out" again this year. What a crowd and we had 17 semi-drunk caballeros getting rowdy on stage at SENOR FROG'S and attempting to dance with us. I go to Belize in June of 2003 and I am so excited to get there I can hardly stand it. Too bad you all can't join me, but then again, somebody needs to stay behind and peddle my music!
The Hanukah Album is doing very well and my Mexican Label, Siesta Time Records, is very pleased with the public response already. I worked so hard on trying to get it out in time and getting this kind of feedback makes me appreciate just how much you all love me! Some of the "Key" songs are "Santa's A Myth" where the dancers are doing Mish Mash like I have never seen it! Then there's "Stop The Christmas Insanity" where they swap up between Jody Tombstone's Cooter's Waltz and Waltz For Cooter. In "Light The Menorah and Dance" we all do Lizzie Borden's "Cannibal Stomp". I was absolutely a smash on this mini tour and I am now off to Guatemala and El Salvador for some big Dance Festivals.
I am keeping very busy with the Homeless Olympics coming up in May. So I really don't have time to tell you any more exciting things about my life this month. But just take note that I am having a ball and I couldn't do it without your love and support. I gotta stop now or I'm going to lose it.
This month's COUNTERFEITER OF THE MONTH is that former Different Strokes actor Gary Coleman, who apparently has fallen on hard times since the show ended. But TV stars shouldn't be exempt from the law. Stealing is stealing and I'll tell you, they're lucky I wasn't on that jury at the Wynonna trial. As good a singer as she once was, I would have made sure she was put away for life for all that stealing she did!
COUNTERFEITER OF THE MONTH: Gary Coleman
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Report A Counterfeiter:
Up to $10
in Chicken Shack gift certificates., If you think you see a
counterfeiter, don’t ask for any explanation. Just report them to me
and I’ll take care of them real good! Just call 976-PIRACY (only
$10 per call), Or by sending e-mail to
killallcounterfeiters@cooterdee.com and I will not
publicly disclose the identity of the
person submitting information without consent, unless it is requested by a
government agency, law enforcement agency, or by someone putting up lots of
cash.
Love,
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